Sarah Ahmad

About the Authoress: Excuse me, "About the Author's Ass." (Nobody's gonna want to read this now) *grin* In He_Man's words "Sarah Ahmad is a butty Pakistani". No kidding, he actually did call me Butty, whatever that means. Any more rear-end remarks will not be tolerated until after I have lost weight. My derriere is completely off conversational limits. This is so not good.

Let's start again.

About the Author: (yes, I am very serious now) She is one of those inexplicable things that happen to perfectly straight people because God has said that He will test his faithful people by sending calamities upon them.

Doesn't make me sound too good.

And for the last time ...

About the writer: (I am not even close to kidding) She finds it hard to concentrate on any single, given task and loves Mountain Dew and I took photos in the night that didn't come out right. FUDGE!

ABOUT ME:

Kind, generous, loving and hot
This describes everything I'm not!

This isn't working He_Man.

About The Author: Sarah Ahmad is a Pakistani female with a rather confusing American accent, dorky glasses and a sunny nature. She eats popcorn voraciously, lives on Mountain Dew and speaks her mind.


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